A fork of Rural Dictionary
The meaning of Dick koosie is when you ejaculate and the sperm pools up in the foreskin of uncircumcised penis.
Last night my Dick koozie overflowed everywhere
A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.
Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.