A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who swings from dick to dick, as a monkey on a tree would do.
Brandon: Do you hear about Cody? Sam: What about him? Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.
can be used in conjunction with cheese eating: Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey. Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!
Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole
You are such a fucking Dick monkey
A man who has frequent noncommital sex with his girlfriends mom
Brad and jess broke up. Why? Because he was her mom's dick monkey.
A way of referring to someone who is a real pain in the ass. This expression can be used for anyone as long as they are annoying you. The words 'dick' and 'monkey' must be separated in some way (usually by a space) and cannot be one word. The word 'monkey' comes from the constant child-like behavior from a Dick Monkey.
My brother was annoying me so much last night… He was being a real dick monkey
In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.
My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....