A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nigga who admires another man so much to the point that they do everything in they power to get them to notice them like a luh hoe. These are usually the people that have no father figure, 0 hoes, broke ash, and jus a overall goofy. Dick riding is a popular trend that alot of males tend to do. The gay ones i should say. Some dont even dick ride 1 person, they dick ride everyone they encounter, bouncing from dick to dick like a trampoline.
"Tanner looks so cute today just look at the way he breathes" Your to young to be a dick rider
All of these definitions are wrong, or half there. A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion. Most of the times dick riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star's fame . Male dick riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the "swag" and attitude of their favorite artist, and they'll swear that's how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
Steve -"Jamal knows all the words to every Lil Wayne song, owns all his albums, and even models his personality after him, and he get's upset when you say Lil Wayne isn't the greatest" David - "Jamal is such a Dick Rider
Someone who likes or wears and agrees with something that is popular just because other people do
Johnny: I'm going to try out for the soccer team Bob: you don't even like soccer Johnny : So every one is trying out I might as well Bob: You a Dick Rider
a dick rider is a person who will do anything to get acceptance from the person they are dick riding like where the same clothes , always agree with the person they are dick riding, laugh extra hard at there idles or the person being dick rided jokes and bring up the persons name .
for example Eugenes mom : "Eugene you still want those new sneakers you was talkin about?" Eugene : "you mean the black and green lebrons ?" Eugenes mom: "yea those" Eugene : "of course i do because my friend skelly has them and hes the flyest nigga in school" Eugenes mom:"why you always saying his name you big ass dick rider !"
Dick Riding means to be on someone’s meat all the time everyday.
Gio Stop dick riding him. People named Giovanni are dick riders.
A guy OBSESSED with an individual so much that he does anything to get attention or a reaction from him. Bro is creaming on the D just for the idea of a response, get off his nuts man.
Patrick: Why Aiden always meat riding Jayden: Idk, He a Dick Rider
A nigga who dick rides because they have nothing better to do with their life. Most of the time they’re insecure, has a small dick, and on the next level of mental illness. Seek help for any dick rider you know.
That nigga Jacoby always dick riding Nick. He’s such a dick rider.