A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Tasty Kidney stones.
2. Testicles. That is all.
1. I got real sick, then went to the hospital so they could remove my dick tators.
2. Last night this bitch was chokin on my Dick Tators, but then she asked if she could return them cuz they had hair on them.
A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.
How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia
If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.
Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.
Victim: No, please I might vomit...
Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.
Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.
When your penis is large and in charge!
Or when a mans package is so noticeably huge that it looks like he stuffed.
Man I have a dick tator going on in my pants!
That man has a dick tator going on over there!
A figure of authority who uses his power to make life difficult for those under his control.
As well as having to get the whole office bagles this morning, the Dick-tator of my office had me running chores for him all day.
When semen dries up on the body of a male or female after ejaculation.
Friend :Hey man, whats that all over you?
Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.