A fork of Rural Dictionary
Long nails on ladies fingers that are perfect for tickling down the shaft of your erect member.
Hey wife, here's £30; get yourself down the Nail Salon and get some nice shiny Dick Ticklers for tonight to keep both of us happy.
-slang for mustache
That old, toothless Scottish bastard has a bunch of cum caught in his dick tickler from sucking his brothers cock.
Slang for a person's fingers.
Tom and Ben work in an industrial setting.
Ben: Which rivets need to be removed?
Tom: Run your dick ticklers along the surface... the ones that aren't flush need to be done again.
I just got a new dick tickler done at Joe's piercing and bait shop!
A non-fictonal man of many faces. He breaks into your house at night and renders your penis useless as he tickles it with his 9 inch fingernails. You are somewhat being pleasured by this act of random dick tickling, and cannot move any body part for any reason while this man tickles your dick. When he is finished you often fall into unconsious lulls and wake up to remember nothing. Nobody has actually ever seen this man, but it is believed anybody who does may be killed relentlessly by his 25 inch cock.
Person 1: Damn man, why are my pants down and why do I have an erection?
Person 2: Maybe you have been visited by the Dick Tickler.
Someone who is being mean, a jerk.
Joe: Leslie, you really suck at making words up. Why don't you just go jump off a cliff before your Swinson's Disease spreads to others.
Leslie: Joe, quit being suck a dick tickler