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Dick move

When a person goes out of their way to do something that barely improves their life but greatly inconveniences those around them for no other reason than to be a dick

John visited his grandma's house, and after seeing her grand piano sitting out of the way in the corner, decided to move it into the middle of the room knowing that she wouldn't be able to move it back. She was like "that's a dick move John, and you're out of the will", but John didn't care because she was broke and he was a dick so he just left it there

by Pinkman84 July 13, 2015

Dick move

Pulling a dick move is engaging in an egregious, selfish and usually public stunt, i.e. a cock-block or dumping a workload unnecessarily upon a friend or coworker. The exclamation of the phrase "Dick move!" in a high, nasal voice is sometimes the only socially acceptable recourse. Other common reactions include "Shenanigans!", "Bullshit!" and, a personal favourite, "BULLSHIT SHENANIGANS!".

John likes Cindy. Erik likes Cindy. Erik and John are friends. Erik intentionally keeps Cindy busy at a party ("cock-blocks" John). John finds out about it after the fact, and yells "Dick move!" Given the nature of their friendship, violence may or may not occur.

by GOD KING THUDBUCKET November 22, 2007

Dick move

Messing with or breaking someone's heart. Especially over stupid reasons, or multiple times.

Guy told Girl over text "I like you" and Girl really liked Guy. Then Guy's Ex comes back, and Guy tells Girl over text "I never said I liked you like that." You don't tell someone you like them randomly, when you know they like you... Dick move.

by heartbreakkid1994 January 09, 2011

Dick move

An action that is deemed, unnecessary and or uncalled for.

A friend: "Dude your mom looked hot today" Your reply: "Dude, that was a dick move on your part"

by Alex Zaragoza July 30, 2007

Dick move

Something that is a very bad thing to do to your friends

Yo that was a dick move I can’t believe you told her

by Yeetmasster223 September 17, 2019

Dick move

When someone does something or something happens that makes your life difficult and/or puts a challenge in your way.

"hey did you hear. daves girlfriend cheated on him last night" "what a dick move by her. he should dump her."

by Aweiker13 March 03, 2008

dick move

An action by one male to another male friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.

It was a dick move when Tom encouraged several dancers at the strip club to order drinks, then left his friend Bill to pick up the tab. Tom and Bill were both interested in the same girl at the bar; when Tom falsely insinuated to the girl that Bill had erectile dysfunction, that was a dick move.

by TheoYoda August 05, 2006