A fork of Rural Dictionary
Really hot, usually caused by a large group of people.
It was really hot at the game yesterday - it was like a dick on a dog.
"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.
Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.
Navy slang for fucking off, dicking around, being a slacker.
"Y'all quit dickin' the dog and get back to work!"
acting in an unproductive manner
dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo
A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.
Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.
Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.
I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.
( Dicked the Dog) To Screw up extremely Bad
Jay just Dicked the Dog when he smashed his hand.