A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of pissing on a very cold night. The steam from the urine looks like smoke.
HEY DAVE. It's so cold I've got Dick Smoke!
When one dick just ain't enough!!!
Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.
"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"
"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"
"You go to Club 80?"
"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"
A person (always male) too horny to bother using their brain. With their entire consciousness focused on sex, they usually don't bother to think about anything else. Especially what might happen or what is happening at that moment. Because they have sex so often, either with themselves or an actual partner, their dick is always smoking. Hence the term.
If Chris was watchin the road instead of gettin his umpteenth blowjob of the day, the stupid dick smoke woulda missed that tree.
Dick Smoke(P)pronoun - One who is obsessive over sex, who will do anyone and everone including his brothers sloppy seconds and walrus's.
Alfred is such a damn dick smoke.
Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino
I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!