A fork of Rural Dictionary
The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.
"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!" "TMI. Wow WTF"
Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh Wtf cheese?
Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.
Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese Donald from Dominos: say what nigga Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom *A few inches later* Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy
Michelle loves cheese so much she likes anal sex with a cheese dildo.