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Ding Dong

The penal area of a man's genitalia

Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong.... -Gunther and The Sunshine Girls

by David Greiner May 06, 2005

Ding Dong

Ding Dong!!! 1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door) 2.An idiot 3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)

1.Ding dong! You:oh no its.... Your parents:Hi sweetie!!! 2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Ding Dong

1: The sound a doorbell makes. 2: A man's penis, also known as a dick, cock, and talala.

ohh u touch my talala. mmmm my ding ding dong.

by i like woman penis July 03, 2010

Ding Dong

a name of an alien species from another planet that has a life expectancy of 2 years. their most notable traits are their slim-like bodies, stubby ears and long limbs, yet lack of nose. the low classes of these species wear only a shirt, but nobles and higher also wear lower attire to cover their nonexistent genitals. long ago, however, in the year 1XXX, their planet was invaded by Let's Play-ers, and the race needed to take action and fend the raiders off their sacred planet. unfortunately, they failed, but only one survives to move to Earth to avoid another invasion. Ding Dong is currently living with his new soulmate, a male Mexican artist named Julian Marcel. they create games together. also chris stikny,,,

Person: hey remember when Ding Dong was still relevant Person 2: who Person:

by Dedede Man May 18, 2020

Ding Dong

What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman

Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright

by Ashers September 04, 2003

Ding Dong

What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.

He slapped his ding dong across her face.

by CB June 27, 2003

Ding Dong

Old slang for male genitalia penis

I saw his ding dong!

by nunna yobizness May 29, 2003