A fork of Rural Dictionary
An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".
After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"
Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!
Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.
My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!
A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.
Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!
This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.
Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !
Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !
Dip shit. One who is an idiot. Dip shit is offten used as a negitive name...an insult. Dip shits usually work in industries requiring them to talk to a large number of people. These include: people at the DMV, super market workers, the person behind the counter at the post office, or a taxi driver. A dip shit can also be someone that makes you want to knock yourself out with the smell of your own socks. Example: your cousin, dorm neighbor that blairs their fuckin' music all night long, or even the guy in the red Jetta that cut you off on the highway the other day.
Get the fuck away from me or I'll kick your mother-fucking ass, dip shit!
insult - you are a dipshit, or as in terminator 2 as jon C converses with a jock after learning Arnies in his control.
meaning - you are a stupid shit. dip meaning thick.. "she's a bit of a dip" and shit obviously being the more insulting.
Jon connor: who's the dip shit now, dip shit!