A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and masterbates really hard until she bleeds
jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!
john-what the fuck?
Kayla is a Dirty Carpenter. She salts Paige's butthole
Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.