A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a deadbeat, lame ass, piece of shit, good for nothing, bitch ass nigga abandons his child for no reason... other than to satisfy his own selfish homosexual needs.
Tina: Have you heard from Michael's dad? Michelle: No that nigga pulled a Dirty Vasquez on him.
When you get jealous of someone for smashing your exgirlfriend and call the cops for a bogus charge to lock someone up.
This next party I'm hitting him with a Dirty Vasquez.
leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having sex in a "backward cowboy" position.
I left a "dirty vasquez" on the sofa while I had sex with Amy.
The act of a girl blowing a cum filled pussy fart into the face of her partner
Smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can't see a thing.