A fork of Rural Dictionary
An excellent mix drink that is comprised of the new blue redbull and sailor jerry or any lt rum.
Dirty smurf is a good summer/barbque drink. Mix with red redbull to make a bloody smurf on halloween
That dirty smurf was a kick in the ass!
The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.
Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
When blueberries are smeared onto male genitalia before engaging in sexual contact.
"Man when I "dirty smurfed" that girl in the booty last night it got real messy real quick."