A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the male sucks the shit out of a woman's ass. He then proceeds to spit the shit in his hands, and masturbate with it.
I can't wait to meet with Susan tonight, I've been thinking about a Dirty Ted all day!
When you fuck someone then hack them to bits in your Volkswagen Beetle
Man he really pulled a Dirty Ted! Hope he gets 10 life sentences.
Go to every rainforest cafe and jerk off in the bathroom
Hey dude have you ever done a Dirty Ted Nivison?
Tf is that?
When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth
i did a dirty ted this morning at the park