A fork of Rural Dictionary
Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.
Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard? Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
a girl with a small dick and flat chest who likes to slam doors for fun cause they cant get any sex atcion
Dude, Paris Hilton is such a door closer.
It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.
My girl is really a door closer on her ex.