A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.
Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?
Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......
See Door job;
Same as Door job; but when you lay someone the fuck out when they knock on your door.
"Ryann knocked on Sean's door. Sean reverse door jobbed him"
When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.
Also known as a papa nelli special
Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree