Country Dictionary

To grope both boobs of a female (or fat male) and twist them in a circular motion.

I was door knobbing myself last night... then I farted...

a term for an easy girl who sleeps around. called a door knob because everyone gets a turn

yo that chick is a door knob dont wife that

A phrase often shouted out when someone in the room busts ass, "farts", letting the person know whom farted to go touch a door knob before everyone beats the shit out of him.

WTF is that smell, door knob!!

The common example used in Alcoholic Anonymous meetings to describe what you can pick to be your Higher Power.

Alcoholics Anonymous is spiritual, not religious. You can pick anything you want to be your higher power, even a door knob.

a little thing to open the door with

twist the door knob to open the door.

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

When a man sticks his penis through a hotel door hanging "Do Not Disturb" sign and answers the door to whom ever knocks.

Bro I went to the wrong room and the and some 60 year old man door knobbed me!