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When you vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.
You're not a real peace corps volunteer until you unleash the double dragon
Slang for viral gastroenteritis given to Sailors who tend to pick up the virus in Asian liberty ports. It is an inflammation of the intestine caused by a virus. The symptoms usually include abdominal cramps, diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting and normally last about 12-24 hours. Also known to infect cruise ships where close quarters and a failure of passengers to wash their hands leads to wide infection.
Seaman Timmy is down with the Double Dragon. If he continues to try and hydrate with Monster he will need an IV.
A two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quantities of lube (I.E. KY or saliva), and definitely both hands. To do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the cock, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. Often results in massive splooge.
Me and Marie went to 7/11 where I bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate 'Double Dragon' around back.
To simultaneously vomit and poop. Usually occurs due to extend sickness
Dude I got the flu so bad that I had to double dragon in my bathroom at 3am.
Whilst your girlfriend fellates you onboard an enemy helicopter, slowly insert a standard NES controller into her anus. Upon reaching orgasm, yank the controller out as quickly as possible. Then, hurricane kick her through the open helicopter hatch, shouting after her, "Marian does it better, bitch!"
"So, yeah, the old lady and me had some angry make-up sex on the way to Cuba. I gave her the ol' Double Dragon, and I didn't see her until breakfast."
Two tissues/napkins placed between the inner thigh and leg fabric of boxer briefs (this type of underwear is required) tucked snugly against the skin. Their purposes is to wick sweat during activity and to prevent chafing.
Dude, make sure you've got your double dragons before we go out dancing, or you're going to hate yourself tomorrow. Maybe even bring a set of spares. Remember your baby powder.
When you have a bad stomach / food poisoning and end up spewing diarrhoea while also throwing up.
Man, that burritto really did a number on me- I was pulling a double-dragon all night