A fork of Rural Dictionary
An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.
Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.
Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.
James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!" Derek: "Let go, James!"
When two men spread each other's ass cheeks while one is sucking the other off.
Hey babe, we should do the Double Dog Wide Surprise tonight.