A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who exceeds the limits of being a douche, douche bag, or even a douche canoe.
dude 1: You suck at this game. dude 2: Man, I literally picked it up 30 minutes ago. dude 1: You suck. Just like your mother. dude 2: Stop being such a fucking douche bomb.
If a person is douche bombing, it means they are being unnecessarily douchey. It is when a person is being a douche bag in a situation that does not require it. There are also variants of the term: A douche bomber is a person who is well known for douche bombing frequently. A douche bomb is one statement of unnecessary doucheyness, not to be followed up with another, and sometimes followed with an appology.
Douche bombing: Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft" Guy Two: "Faggot" Guy Three: "Was that really needed?" Guy Two: "Fuck you, dick" Guy One: "Whatever, he's just douche bombing" Douche Bomber: Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft" Guy Two: "Faggot" Guy One: "What?" Guy Three: "Don't take him seriously, he's a douche bomber". Douche Bomb: Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of like World of Warcraft" Guy Two: "Faggot" Guy One: "What?" Guy Two: "I'm sorry for that Douche bomb, that wasn't necessary".
Statements made by a douchey person that are absurd.
Douche bomb made by Lane: Rockabilly is the clans music of the red states. Lane: I know suffering. I DJ’ed in Haiti.