A fork of Rural Dictionary
An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and general disagreeableness. See douchebag.
Mack: Well sonofabitch, here comes that bumbling idiot Todd who thinks he's God's greatest gift to humankind. Jensen: He's coming this way? Ah fuck. What a royal douche canoe.
Any wigger driving a four door white jeep while wearing white Oakey's
Man did you see Summers driving his jeep he is such a douche canoe!
A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.
Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.
Ones way of describing an asshole or not nice person. Also a song by a youtuber called Mattg124.
"omg My dad is such an asshole" "you mean douche canoe :D"
When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit
Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why
A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.
I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.
A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend
Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce Person 1. True and he can't get a girl