A fork of Rural Dictionary
matt is currently one of the viewers matt prefers beating off donkeys and/o gorillas
matt masturbated after watching chandler come down on the donkey
One who will 'bang' the 'bugebus' out of a second for simple pleasure (matt bower)
matt bower is the largest doughnut puncher in the universe, he will punch any doughnut any time. IN THE ASS!
Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)
Elton John is a doughnut puncher.
This is the act of punching a homosexual in the asshole.
Carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she ass handled steve.