A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mans penis that can never remain erected for over a couple of seconds
Girl: Netflix and chill
Guy: Ah jeez drama dick can't
A penis sculpted entirely of one person's need or desire to start drama.
Alternatively, having a boner caused by drama surrounding or caused by the person in question.
Tl;dr: A dick who starts drama.
Man, She's really trying to insert her drama dick into everything!
His drama dick from gossiping about company issues is bigger than the noodle near his caboodle.
Drama Dick: A person who is always looking for drama. Also reporting on drama or feeding the drama by telling everyone who will listen.
Peter is a real Drama Dick. Always looking for drama!