A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.
"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"
A drunk shit is the first shit you take after a long night of drinking, which usually is a little more stinkier than normal
Lani: Man, I had like 4 shots of patron, 3 jack and cokes and a couple of jagerbombs last night... I think I need to take my drunk shit now.
The shit you have to take the day after drinking a lot, where no amount of toilet paper will ever be enough.
"Dude, why are you walking funny?" "I just took a drunk shit... Can I use your shower?"
Whilst really drunk you shit your pants.
Guy1 "Dude Joey was drunk shitting last night at the party" Guy2 "Uhh, that's nasty"
The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.
Example 1: PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight. PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk. KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.