A fork of Rural Dictionary
eat a dick. usually an insult thrown at someone of lesser intelligence. when said, you are inviting the victim of the insult to partake in the digestion of your genitalia, specifically, the penis.
mary: JOHN, there's something I need to tell you. john: what is it? mary: im pregnant. john: EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!
a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack
John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup Melissa: Eat a dick
A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.
Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i> Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*
the comeback of all comebacks can be used in any situation, instant shutdown also can be used to reject somenoe
lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you alison: eat a dick mikey: oi your a shit cunt jeremy: eat a dick mikey: is that all you've got? jeremy: eat a dick mikey: yeah i thought so jeremy: eat a dick mikey: fine, you win jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick
A phrase used at someone who has made you angry
Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.
An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly. AKA: Go fuck yourself!
My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"
a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.
Bill pushes Tom. Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick". Bill looks hurt and bewildered.