A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.
I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.
An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS
A past tense of the word "eat", or more specifically "eaten". Taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.
My friend got etted by that big bear over yonder! Tarnation.
A handsome black guy with a huge cock.
ETE almost broke my back last night
A stupid alien with a BIG onion head and stupidly long cringy fingers that are large enough to wank a dozen cocks at once also this ET thing goes around in a little bike tryna phone home like BITCH you don't have a home
ET: ET phone home
Child: wtf you don't have a home
ET: *some alien shit*
Child: bruv learn English