A fork of Rural Dictionary
Always ready for sex. A woman who is always lubricated or a man who is always erect. Can also be said of an animal. "eveready" is usually considered a compliment, describing someone who is horny, but not necessarily slutty. Sometimes used with a bit of anxiety by someone who can't keep up with a partner's level of sexual desire.
"My new girlfriend is great. She's eveready. I started banging her while she was asleep and she was already wet." "Have you seen how he always has a bulge in his pants?" "Yeah, he's eveready." "Wow. Look at your dog's...uh...thing." "Oh yeah, he's eveready."
Porn star who inserted his entire nutsack into a woman's asshole while also managing insert his penis into her extremely loose vagina. Famous Quotes: "I'm fittin' to go try dis at home" "Asshole won't let my nuts out" "Aww nigga" "Freak dat bitch out then Tone" "Spread dem ass cheeks girl"
Example: "After our first date together, we went to back to my apartment where she asked me to freak her out like Tony Eveready."