A fork of Rural Dictionary
A kids' show that aired in the late 90's that was about dinosaurs mutated by aliens that travel to the present day to fight their also mutated velociraptor enemies who want to accelerate global warming to make the planet a haven for reptiles. With them was one of the aliens, an officer of the intergalactic law wanting to bring the space criminal who mutated them and the raptors to justice. Also accompanying them was a crazy redneck conspiracy theorist who made them jet bikes by combining parts of used cars in his junkyard with advanced extra terrestrial technology. Unless there is something horribly wrong with you, you've probably experienced an explosive orgasm from the sheer awesomeness by the time you've made it to this part of the definition.
Somethin's really rockin' On planet number 3 Modern man's got prehistoric company A colossal fossil feud, unlike anything before Between the reckless raptors And the Extreme Dinosaurs! EXTREME EXTREME EXTREME DINOSAURS Tails the snap like thunderclap Talkin', stalkin' raptor trap! EXTREME EXTREME EXTREME DINOSAURS The crash and smash Jurassic four Extreme Dinosaurs! EXTREME EXTREME EXTREME DINOSAURS Veloci-tossin' to the max They'll fossilies em in their tracks! EXTREME EXTREME EXTREME DINOSAURS The crash and smash Jurassic four! EXTREME DINOSAURS!