A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person, Usually with insomnia, Who stays awake all night into early morning and sleeps the day away. Usually teenagers or somebody under 20. You can become an early morning freak if: You have insomnia Your sleep schedule is fucked up You use your phone all night Stress
*Playing minecraft* Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on. Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday. Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that. Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak! Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world! (In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.) (Don’t stay up late, kids.)