A fork of Rural Dictionary
An excuse to turn off the electricity of an item when it is most needed
Max : Dude, I don't feel like going out, I got a ton of work to do. (Goes back to working on website) Jorge : Alright man, no worries. (On the way out, walks over to Electrical box) Jorge : (nonchalant tone of voice) I forgot to tell you, it's Earth Day. (Flips switch for Max's room) Max : Are you fucking kidding me???
Celebrated every April 22nd, Earth Day lifts the arrogant crowd of self-proclaimed planet savers to the status of days... As if the 4 1/2 billion year old terrestial body gave two shits about the effect of some pathetically self-centered assholes on its surface who basically just got here.
Al Gore will grow large enough to fuck the planet by Earth Day!
A day in April when not just hippies and vegetarians care about the earth.
Hey, let's ride our bikes because it's Earth Day and we need to look like we care about the earth!
A day, gay homosexuals celebrate, in a attempt to save our doomed planet
Those gay fucking hippies think earth day is going to make a difference
Definition of the day you were born on Earth but have since passed away is now known as your Earth Day.
My father passed away last year and today would be his Earth Day. Happy Earth Day Dad! 🎈🎈