A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.
Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.
Taco Festival on the East Side of San Jose, CA. Hosted by Movable Feast.
Person 1: Yo, I hear theres a jump off going on right now called East Side Taco Festival.
Person 2: Yeah it's Movable Feast, so you know it's hella good!
Person 1: ESSJ x MF!
The New State comprising of the eastern portion of California that was not burned in the Sodom and Gomorrah fire of 2025.
East Taco celebrated it's ten year anniversary with a state budget surplus without at a state income tax and increase in population of over million new residents.