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eat balls

Similar to fuck off.

Friend: Hey BoB, make sure you feed my pet lizard while I'm gone.

Bob: Eat Balls!

by Brendingo October 24, 2007

eat my balls

declaration used when one refuses a service to another with much contempt

Jess: Hey Alex, can you please help me move the living room couch.
Alex: Eat my balls!

Mike: Hey Alex, can you turn down the music, it's 4am.
Alex: Eat my balls!

James: Hey Alex, can you stop being such a douchebag?
Alex: Eat my balls!

by albobgim August 29, 2005

Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.

Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 01, 2021

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart

ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022