A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care.
Billy Faggerson: I'm about to fail college. What do I do!? wankertoast: eat your cum.
Bored? Eat your cum! June 12th is the perfect day to eat your cum so start eating!
Riane: "Beau it's national eat your cum day" Beau: "Oh shit you're right brb" /j