A fork of Rural Dictionary
An asshole that has been repeatedly used for ass egg (a plastic or metal egg shaped sex toy) insertion.
Gavin's egg ass caused him discomfort when he sat down.
A type off ass on a woman which resembles sunny side up eggs jiggling on a plate. Also the type of shit you have after a long night of draft beer drinking.
Man 1: "gross look at that bitches ass."
Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"
Second definition:
Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."
Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"
Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."
The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.
The Easter Bunny gave Mother Nature a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss, LOL
When you shove an egg in your ass to cook over easy style and the squeeze it so that it drips out fully cook and ready for consumption
MOM! I'm hungry can you make my an Egg in my ass(over easy) for me
An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.
Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.
Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.