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Electric scooter

An eazy woman who will have sex with just about anyone. You only need a smartphone and a credit card.

I hooked up with my friends sister, shees a total electric scooter.

by Swatgeek October 02, 2019

electric scooter buffalo

A 400 lb lard ass too fat and lazy to walk that can be seen using the scooters at Walmart.

At Walmart, you can see an electric scooter buffalo in its natural habitat.

by Cicero of Brownbackistan February 13, 2015

Electric Scooter Buddies

1. A homosexual couple.

Oh man, did you see those 2 guys back there? They're totally electric scooter buddies. God totally hates them.

by something-something June 03, 2010

Electric scooter

2 Chronicles 15:7

Electric scooter is kewl 🛵

by Knmagor October 23, 2022

Electric Scootering

That's when you have an electric dildo raм acorns into your ass by your lover

Jill was electric scootering me last night, which is why I couldn't answer the phone, obviously.

by deodorant 2064 September 06, 2022