A fork of Rural Dictionary
Elephant Trunk is a penis with foreskin. A penis with foreskin is uncircumsized and will grow to a longer length than most circumsized penis. The man will clean under his foreskin if hes smart, leaving a clean, non leathery penis head, unlike circumsized penis which has a rough, and much less sensational penis head. Elephant Trunks or just Elephants are prefered 5-1 over Shroom penis (shroom being Circumsized) by local surveys. Elephants are mostly dark skinned, non jewish, and a lot stronger men. They do not act like shrooms, by getting angry at a joke. they love to hangout and play real sports like Soccer. Elephants that play Football american, are always the superior players aswell.
That man has an Elephant Trunk penis. He obviously has a larger dick than those cut Shrooms and is probably a good soccer and football player. He also will just laugh and not get mad if you joke around with him.
After a woman/man takes vigourous anal punishment, their asstube dangles out resembling an elephant trunk.
After hours of brutal anal sex, an elephant trunk pronounced itself as a bulge in the back of Brittany's underwear
It means a huge dank! elephant man and other rapers use it in there lyrics all the tyme.
"dang gurl i heard CC is strung" "wut u mean gurl" "gurl i mean he gotta elepant trunk" "well break me off sumo that"
An extreme case of burning hemorrhoids in which the inside of the anus is so elongated that it hangs down like an elephant's proboscis. And like the real elephant's trunk, it is extremely sensitive and can smell terrible. Unlike the real elephant's trunk, it is not strong enough to rip the branches off a tree.
Guy #1: Man, I biked 5 hours today on my Grandma's old Schwinn. Guy #2: Ouch! That must have really been painful on your arse. Guy #1: You said it. I got an elephant trunk so long it's wrapped around my junk.
To shower a girl with cum. Like when an elephant spits out water from its trunk.
I elephant trunked that bitch.
the process of smacking your penis across the face of a woman during sex
After I donkey punched that hoe I woke her up by elephant trunking her 6 times across the cheeks
A large, prehensile penis that can be used the same way an elephant uses its trunk.
Cody can lift weights with his elephant trunk!