A fork of Rural Dictionary
An emo poser is a fag who is trying to fit in with the 'emo style/label' thinking it is cool or whatever. 1. Purposely cut them selves over nothing or a small imaginary break up. 2. Download loud screamo music (even though they don’t know what they’re saying), google up the lyrics and relate it to their imaginary problem. 3. Attention seeker – shows everyone that they cut themselves. 4. Usually at the back of a gig looking depressed. 5. Cut themselves to look cool and to fit in because they have no other reason to 6. Hide away from everyone and make people worried when there is really nothing wrong 7. Have a stupid side fringe to purposely cover up their eyes of face 8. Hate the music they are listening to fit in with ‘the crowd’ Hence: These people usually have no life and sit around and sulk for no reason. They make up shit on the spot to get ATTENTION (Attention seeker), post luvo pictures of themselves at a weird angle with their hair in their face, uses a shit load of eyeliner to make them looked deprived of sleep, listen to screamo and have no idea what they’re saying but literally hate the stuff, pretending to cut themselves showing a ‘real knife’ with fake dye on it. Not to mention they draw in black pen and make little drawings of things that relate to death and stick them up places. Stay AWAY from these people!
Emo Poser: Ugh i so hate my life and my girlfriend just dumped me for nothing. Kid: MMkk... Emo Poser: OMG i'm so depressed look what i did on the weekend - i actually cut myself, i'm going to commit suicide Kid: Arn't those red lines that you used in english with a ruler? Emo Poser: NO! I swear they're real Kid: I'll just get a knife for you then Emo Poser: *Run Away*
actually spelt emo posuer someone who trys to fit into the emo stereotype because its the new thing they think their life sucks and cut their wrists for attention listen to music such as taking back sunday, fallout boy, hawthorne heights and of course panic!at the disco and simple plan which they think are emo generally girls ages 11-14 who have a myspace and write blogs about what happened the other day when someone called them names and pretend their life is horrible they are a disgrace to emo and have no idea what real emo is
emo posers need to stop cutting their wrists and get a life thats not what emo is about
Ok to start off emo posers are really annoying they claim they are emo but when situations change so does there persona. 1. They have the "image" of an emo (the hair, tight pants, keys clipped onto their belt loop, "a must have emo band shirt to signify there emoness") 2. The are not really emotional its an act to get some dipshit girl to like them. i.e. they cant write poems or play guitar (when they try they turn the distortion up to 10 and cant even finish a fucking guitar riff) sometimes they will even try to sing! *person shoots themselves with gun* 3. The biggest thing is there "adaptabiltiy" heres a perfect example... i was at this rap/emo band concert a couple weeks back. the first act was this horrendous rap group sure enough all the wannabe emos are trying to dance really fast like a black guy "you know all the usher shit" and trying to show off for their girls i was about to slap one of them because the fakeness was getting to me...., but heres the clincher when the emo band comes on there all back to crying NOT there moshing? yeah since when do emos mosh whatever happened to sit and cry in the corner because i ran out of tampons? hmm im not sure 4 actually heres the best part once the shows over there all quiet and sad and regular emo whats that all about? ugh the mysterious mind of a person wanting to fit in... POSERS! stay away from these people
Emo Poser: Rock On Dude! Emo: I thought you were emo Emo Poser: oh yeah sorry *sob* my gf left me because i whined to much Emo: No i think she realized that your totally fake Emo Poser: This Is Real! Look at my tears! Emo: Why are you putting eyedrops in? Emo Poser: SHUTUP!
A person who follows every single emo stereotype in the world. ie: tight jeans (black), sweaters (red or black), suspenders, converse, band t shirts, hats, jet black dyed hair, straight hair covering their face, long sleeves (to cover their "cuts") they usually are someone who was cool one year and then the next they completely changed to be all emo. They shop at hot topic only and try to start new trends (hiking boots, platforms, gloves, etc). They try and act very smart. They wear scarves even in summer. They like to write depressing lyrics on themselves. They listen to depressing music and like to sing it to the world they pretend to not care and they like to act all bad ass by piercing themselves or other masochistic things like that. They are EXACTLY the same as every other emo poser, so they should really just wake up and get their own style!!! they also are most likely gay or bisexual or pretending to be.
"Why are you wearing your sister's jeans dude?" "Oh, didn't you hear? I'm emo now." "....More like emo poser! Go wash that dye out of your hair, go wear looser jeans so I don't have to see your junk, take that lame piercing out, bandage up your wrists, and wash that sharpie off your arm, you damn wannabe!"
Someone who pretends to be part of the 'emo scene' just to fit in, when they have no understanding of the music or lifestyle. An example of what an emo poser would write on their myspace blog: 'well im 13 and im emo, it turns out that i turned out to be emo last year i was always depressed because my bf keep breaking up with me so i started cutting myself i only cut myself wen i was depressed, if i do i might commit suicide, it kinda addicting so my emo firnd (she also emo) told me to stop cuting and my bf broke up with me...'
Theirs one up there ^^ Emo poser :P
Emo Poser: a person that wears emo cloths and claims to be sad eve tho nothing bad is there lifes. a loving family, friends, no bullys, people think their hot and have nothing wrong with them they are just going through a faze and yes teenager reading this its called a faze maybe you will grow up and get a life or continue being emo and maybe make it into the music industry, scream and have emo tween girls stalk you :D
emo poser: im so sad even tho my life is perfect
A person who tries to fit in with the emo label just for attention or popularity (which doesn't make sense because emo people aren't supposed to be popular) Anyway, here are some ways to spot an emo poser: 1. Act depressed 24/7, even when nothing is wrong in their lives 2. Cut themselves purposefully... and then show it to everyone 3. Must always adopt the complete emo look: dark dyed hair with sidebangs, very tight pants, an emo band t-shirt (like Hawthorne Heights) at least 3 items from Hot Topic, and of course, eyeliner 4. Has a rich family 5. Music lists ALWAYS include the following bands: My Chemical Romance, Hawthorne Heights, The Used, Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, AFI, and more 6. Throws emo song lyrics around on their myspace/xanga/livejournal/etc., usually as their display name 7. On the above-mentioned sites, include pictures of themselves with the typical myspace angle (weird camera aim which barely allows for the viewer to see the person except for their hair, or at least one of their eyes) 8. Only talk to people who look just like themselves (and may get rejected if they see how much of a poser he/she is) 9. Are anorexic or have some other mental disorder, usually involving their self-image (because all emo posers think they're ugly) 10. Complain about their "hard lives" all the time In short, emo posers are the reason that everyone hates emos. They're the ones who act like this, so people think that all emos do it too. In reality, true emo people act like themselves, and the only way that they are all alike is that they tend to have a primarily emotional personality. That's it. It has nothing to do with being depressed or mental disorders, or listening to all the same bands, unless you have a good reason for being depressed, did not force the mental disorder on yourself, or listen to the bands because you actually like them. Though, in reality, I personally do not like most of the bands. They're not in my taste. I'm not gonna insult them though. Only the people who listen to them just because everyone else does, AKA the posers.
Emo poser: omg I'm SOOO depressed, becuz liek look at my ristz their soo bloody huh?!1 Emo: What the hell? You obviously did that on purpose. Emo poser: Nono no wai I did not! I liek totally got sad and My Cemikul Romanze is mah fave band EVUR!! All mah otha frendz lizzen to them! Emo: ... Ok, you know what? How about you just keep cutting? It'll be the solution to not only your problem but to ours too. Our reputation will finally be saved! Emo poser: Oo yea! Good idea! Now Im gunna go take my super-expensiv nife and cut mah ristz while lizzenin to Hawforn Haytz! Emo: Yea. Hurry up. You need to bleed more. Or, how about you let ME do it for you?