A fork of Rural Dictionary
The college course that focuses on learning the basics of English, which, apparently, 18 years of writing sentences, stories, poems, book reports, essays, research papers, speeches, and debates did not.
English 101: Re-learn your language all over again! ($800, required course, no refunds)
English for noobs and the chinese
Person1: Did you take English 101? Person2: sorri englis no gud i am a chinees