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A worthless waste of time where you learn the same things that you learned when you were 2, but still manage to have teachers that have a lower IQ than a potato.
We have English Class now.
The class in which you write paper after paper and essay after essay of COMPLETE BULLSHIT. You gotta analyse the shit out of those poems and you gotta learn the shit out of those plays.
Friend 1: Yo I got English class next.
Friend 2: Pahahahahah, good luck mate.
If you have ever seen depictions of hell in the bible, this will make it seem like a land of rainbows and sunshine.
English Class makes me want to remove my reproductive abilities so that my children won't know what suffering truly means.
The bullshitiest pile of fuck class in existence, consists of writing essays and reading books irrelevant to your life and the world and analyzing every word in a book
Doug: I have to read Homer's odyssey in English Class
Seth: that's some bullshit right there
Another stupid class.
You start off the year, doing easy shit like a review or some shit, but by September or October, you're being forced to read some gayass book written in 1950 about some 11 year old faggot who got lost on an island or some shit. Most people don't give enough fucks to actually read the goddamn book, and use Spark Notes and Wikipedia to write their essay. You get more homework then in any other class. The average homework for a 7th-10th grader consists of reading some shit book, writing some shit essay, doing some shit worksheets or filling in shit answers on your Spelling book. Over all, this class sucks, the homework sucks and school sucks.
And to make shit worse, there is ZERO FUCKING things to learn in English class.
If you're ever forced to take this class, well, sucks for you. I just flunk the goddamn english class.
A boring ass class where we do a ton of of essays and nothing interesting happens in the fucking class and everybody in the class is scared of the teacher! Yeah the cringy joke making, sweet hearted, softie! Apparently the teacher is a goddamn nightmare! But she isn’t and almost everybody in that class is misbehaving in other classes I have with them but not in this class though. The students say they aren’t scared but they are actually lying
Me: English class is boring AF and everybody is scared of Mrs Campbell and I don’t know why!
Atreyu: Carter nobody’s scared of Mrs Campbell, it’s just 2nd period, everybody’s tired, and it is really early in the morning.
Carter: Yeah sure.
the bottom of hell where you go to die. the english teachers are alwoys billions of years old and they think you dedicated you life to learning useless words you will never use.
"Oh no, we're going to english class. I hope I don't get drawn deeper in hell."