A fork of Rural Dictionary
The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.
Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
1.When someone completely fails at life.
2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.
Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.
1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.
2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.
3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.
4.Failure to commit suicide.
5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.
note: I actualy know someone that did #5
1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do
"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."
Olivia Calistri
Olivia Calistri performs actions which can be construed as 'epic failures' multiple times daily.
Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.
(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
When something is a total failure. AKA Ryan Mendenhall
He was an epic failure of a man.
Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!
Mason my uber epic failure! buddy and me myself and I who are epic failures