A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual encounter that is over the top and extremely memorable for any number of reasons.
Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"
Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."
Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
Grossly oversized quantity.
Unfathomable in most circumstances.
"I love you an epic fuck tonne Richard"
"Charlene drank an epic fuck tonne last night"
"can you fix my computer?"
"sure!"
"wow epic fucking fail"
You awake at 4:00 am and it's the most amazing sex you ever had.
My boyfriend, wakes me up for the 4:00 am Epic Fuck. It leaves me the next day thinking about it.
Epic on a greater level- something that is so awesome it deserves the word 'fucking' infront of it- and epic meaning, "heroic; majestic; impressively great"
"Girl, your fuckng epic!"
"That stunt was fucking epic!"