Country Dictionary

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epilator

A little battery powered machine that has little metal things on the top that spin, pulling out hair in the process.

I used my epilator on my nipples this morning. Now they're silky smooth O:

by guavameister March 09, 2011

Epilator

A battery powered hair ripping devil machine...like a waxing machine that grabs your hairs in it's rotating wheel with much discomfort. After epilation usage you will be traumatized, and you'll look like a plucked chicken. But at least your legs will be smooth.

"I used my epilator this morning" *collective sharp intake of breath*

by Truthfulgirl July 08, 2014

epil

a boy scout that goes to pep squad and occasionally gets drunk from root beer. he has bad vision and is pretty much deaf.

Jack: LoLePiLdEaF?!? Bobby: LoLePiLbAd!

by Yammins March 04, 2007

Epil-Epic

When someone with epilepsy does something epic while having a seizure.

An epileptic kid is on a swing, he has a seizure and proceeds to fly off the swing and do a back-flip. That shit is Epil-Epic

by Gintleman November 13, 2010

Epilate my November

A celebration of the fact that we San Francisco Bay-Area dwellers despise our Novembers and certainly wish we could remove the cold part from our dreary days. why sit in the fact that we hate outside windyness/cold-scary when we can sit inside instead and epilate our bodies the whole time, thereby creating less body hair for next time we meet someone uber-sexy!? :) down the drain december January's Finest i-see-your-bald february

i could not go outside to blow kisses to ANYBODY in the Park because it was raining, so i decided to stay inside all month and epilate, epilate, epilate it all away(the pain!)!! :p heehee! now i blow kisses all summer long cause my body has no hair. i "epilate my November" every November!! :)

by bass.kitten May 01, 2009