A fork of Rural Dictionary
the fuck boi that you never see coming. he will lead you on for monthes then randomly stop talking to you and tell you he’s talking to other girls. watch the fuck out bitches
“hey who is evan james?”
“ugh that’s the dick that ghosted me last week”
Friend with everybody, hella Good looking, Smart af, athletic, and gets all the pussy
Evan James Blackmon is one of the coolest people I know
This is the name of god. Evan James Tuckers are probobly the most saught after men on earth. They have milfs for mothers, and NICE BUTTS. Pinch em, they won't mind;) They're normally very musically talented and definately the best friends you can ever make! They'll wear chick bracelets for their best friend. No lie. Hazaah for Evans!(:
Chick: I'm praying.
Dude: To God?
Chick: No way! To Evan James Tucker.
A freelance toothbrush designer. Widely known for drinking whisky and fighting pigeons.
Somewhat sweet and fattening.
OMG Janet, did you see James Evans fighting that pigeon the other day?
he always gets jealous when someone is talking about something
isaac james evans is jealous because i have "everything" in the world