A fork of Rural Dictionary
the word that people use in chat when their speech is getting blocked.
OMFG. This damn text blocker is so annoying i just want to kick the f*ck out of it.
When star replaced by a U, the worst word ever. To have sex. Relating to sex. AS F*CK: really high degree of something. F*CKING: Same as AS F*CK. F*CK YOU: Said as a curse to someone. F*CKER: Used as an offensive name to call someone. What one says when he/she is astonished.
Michael: F*ck is the worst word ever! Joanna: Then f*ck me! Jake: How was your f*ck? Michael: It was f*cking good as f*ck! Jake: F*ck you, f*cker. Michael: WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST SAY??!!
F*cks are how much you care about something. If you care so much about getting a nice car, then you give 1000 f*cks about it. If you don't care about getting a fancy car, no f*cks are given.
Sam: How many f*cks do you give about getting a mansion? Jake: 87000. Michael: 0. Sam and Jake: NO F*CKS GIVEN??!!
a fuck buddy is a friend that u have sex with, NO STRINGS ATTACHED
"im so horny" "me 2. hey, wanna b my f*ck buddy?" "wouldnt that b a bit weird?" "nah its just sex"
term for somewhere very far (tri-state area) aka "butt f*ck egypt" southeast US aka "bu-fu" northern mid-west i.e. Chicago
"yeah, i have a 2 hour drive to pick this chick up, she lives in bumblefuck"
1)A puddle of fluid created during the act of sex. 2)A very loose and wet woman. 3)A deep puddle of water at a street crossing. 4)A messy situation
1) There was no wet spot, it was a F*ck Puddle. 2) That girl was nothing but a F*ck Puddle 3) A taxi totally splashed me with a F*ck Puddle 4) we used to have something going, now it's turned into a total F*ck Puddle