A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion
the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child
a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber
When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.
"Someone please end my misery"
"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.
For some reason, they held on...
"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."
"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"
"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".
Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh
Hey Dylan did you see failed abortion yesterday?
I sure did she was so loud