A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fakery=Shit That Aint Tight(person who committed the act-their respectability)
see also; FakeryTheta=degree of fakage
Michael faked on giving me some money. Fakery=Not giving me money(Michael-small degree of respectability)
A "bakery" or "coffee shop" or other "small business" that is a front for a drug dealer, used to launder money and provide more interesting means of drug consumption.
Him: Man, my guy won't return my call.
Me: It's aight yo, I know this fakery, we can get some brownies.
The art of being a fake bitch. Or bastard. Or douche. If he or she is excellent at being a fake, he or she commits fakery.
Janella is so good at fakery. I can't believe she was such a fake!
A bakery which misleadingly sells thawed frozen goods, pre-processed goods or baked goods made off-premises.
The cake I bought at the fakery was definitely a frozen cake, it didn't taste very fresh.
When you look in a bakery case filled with spectacular looking desserts no one could resist , only to find when you taste them there is no flavor. Usually found in diners with baking on the premises.
I blew 1,000 calories on a cream filled pie from the Fakery case in that all night diner in town !