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An alternative to ‘thank you’, Fanks was toughed up c. 2002 to mean more than just thank you. Fanks is the ultimate gratitude of an individual towards another.

Mathew: Great job on the project Amirali. Amirali: Fanks

An alternative to ‘thank you’, Fanks was toughed up c. 2002 to mean more than just thank you. Fanks is the ultimate gratitude of an individual towards another.

Mathew: Great job on the project Amirali. Amirali: Fanks

The delightful art of re-contextualizing a product's name by taking a photo of it down near your crotch. Originated from the internet show "The Unicorn Circuit". Examples of it can be found at the Facebook page @FankingDaily

Barry: I was fanking the other day, and my fank got fank of the week! Cheryl: Good work Barry!

Fanking is the art of recontextualising a product by holding it down near your crotch. This can be done by covering part of the word(s) with your thumb or fingers.

Moog: What an excellent example of Fanking! Marty: What does that say? Moog: Man(go) Juice!

Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch.

Fanking in public is fun!

Fanked, orginating from the verb 'to fank' is 'to shank' some person or general being with a fork. The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away. Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks. The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.

Yeah this janner came up to me and tried to shank me so I fanked him right back,

Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch.

Marty took a photo of Moog Fanking Dicks Bush