Country Dictionary

Fat Ed

A fat guy who is far too nice for his own good, His name is Ed. He has lots of friends but never has real girlfriends. Hes a sad, sad bastard.

Omg. Ed is turning into such a Fat Ed.

fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

Fat Ed

Fat Ed is the largest man in the universe. Everyone fucks his Mom very violently and don’t forget, he’s dangerous and very, very fat.

“LOOK OUT! ITS FAT ED COMING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD!