A fork of Rural Dictionary
(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching
(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!
Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!
We are going to Felch today.
My God why would you tell me about it?
the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.
Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?
To orally extract semen from someone's rectum
I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch
The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.
V. To fuck someone or partner in the ass or vagina and then suck it out of the asshole or vagina. (preferibly done with a straw)
Fred felched the King of Burger King with a BK PIPE straw, thats y the King of Buger King's face looks like that